Everything began on a rainy day, this Saturday 15 February 2014. Jack was lying on his back on a bench waiting for the other hashers. When I saw him, I said I was «the ripper». Together, Jack and I, were making the famous «Jack the Ripper», the well-known French serial killer.
Then came «Naughty way» and «Sex tourist». In spite of their nicknames, «Sex tourist» was not doing sexual tourism in Marrakech and «Naughty way» indicated me my way in a proper manner. «Running commentary» did run and made no comment. Nicolas was here. Was it Little Nicolas or Nic(h)olas 2 of Russia , I do not know.
A young hasher I will call «Tony Blair» was present and was very discrete. Michelle, alias, «Sleeping sex»was not sleeping sex but walking. «Bender» was with us. «Crappy» joined us. An anonymous called «Vladimir Poutine» was with us.
After the explanation of the usual different hash signs, everyone went running. We went all over Avenue Wagram. We got through a garden where we saw different roman ruins and remaining parts of a buddhist temple. I hope acheologists will take care of them.
We went by the Lebanese embassy in Paris where everything was quiet. We run alongside the embassy of the Ivory coast where inhabitants of the Ivory coast were protesting even if they were not all protestants. we took a group photo in front of the statue of someone called Rochambeau, Marshal of France,
We took another group photo near the cinema called «Balzac» in a street called «Balzac». We went by an aquarium where a fish was eating chips. A third photo was taken on the Trocadero esplanade where Africans were selling Eiffel towers. we had a drink stop in a garden.
It was the day of a saint called «Valentine». we spoke about him and other subjects. we went out of the garden and run again. After everyone took a different direction, we met again in the avenue of the great army. The French have the great army. The British have Great Britain. As France is not far from Great-Britain, the French have even a county called «little Britain» or «Brittany».
We met again at the house occupied by the two hares. Everyone sat quietly. Chairs were given to people in need of chairs. We drank and ate. We did the usual circle.
The following down downs were given :
«Vladimir Poutine» and Nicolas were punished as they were returnees.
«Criminal fuck a duck» was punished because he was a visitor.
«Sleeping sex» alias Michelle was punished as she was using technology.
«Sleeping sex» was punished as she was french.
«Tony Blair», Nicolas, «Running commentary» and «Crappy» were punished as they were romantics.
«Criminal fuck a duck» were punished as they were making an American and French couple in the middle of the circle.
«Tony Blair», «Sex tourist» and «Naughty way» were punished as they went to russia;
«Bender» was punished as he was australian.
Nicolas, «Naughty way», «Tony Blair» and «Sex tourist» were punished because they were English.
«Criminal fuck a duck» was punished because he was American.
«Crappy» was punished as she was Brazilian.
«Socks and roses» was punished as he was having low profile.
Everyone was speaking a language in its way of extinction called «English». Some were speaking a strange language called «French».
We dined and thaked the people having invited us at their home.
«Criminal fuck a duck», despie his surname, did not kill anybody and said a rugby 7 was going to be held in Hong Kong.
We packed up and left.
Socks and roses came on his fling carpet and came back home riding a camel.
The hash went in peace.
Merci pour l›invitation.
Thank you for the invitation.
Grazie per l›invito
شكرا على الدعوة
Socks and roses