CALLING ALL HASHERS
You are cordially invited to Shaggy Heights in Houilles on Saturday 9 March at 17h00 for tea and biscuits and wine and beer and dancing and cocktails (Old Spice and metal polish, with a splash of tonic water, strained through a sock).
The theme, if there is to be one, is ‘Come As You Aren’t*’. For instance James ‘Wossname?’ Wood might come in a flamingo-pink shell-suit (I’m sure he has one hidden somewhere in the deepest recesses of his wardrobe). Conversely, Ms Clarke might arrive drunk but then stay AWAKE for the whole evening…
Bring a bottle or two and something to eat**.
*For ‘CAYA’ read ‘Bad Taste’, since all my friends are polygons of taste
** Presents not necessary, presence essential!
WARNING – This is not a run! No running is necessary to partake in this event!