Run 826 – Porte d’Auteuil – Hares 3X a Lady and Nice Bit of Skirt – Hash Trash from The Anarchist
February 3, 2013 by Paris Hash House Harriers
We should have watched the instructions at the exit of the metro station and get proper scarf, bonnet and ski glasses for this A to B run starting from porte d’Auteuil !
Our Hares 3X a Lady and Nice bit of Skirt welcomed the brave runners and walkers decided to perpetuate the tradition of the Paris Hash, no matter what weather conditions would be.
Due attention was given to two new virgins Just
, sorry Fabrice from Malakoff who just googled on “what to do in Paris” and clicked on Paris H3 web site ?? and Just Anton from Albania , apparently the new sex friend from 3X a lady as he admitted she made him come several times in a row before the run !
We left the walkers with Bender , RA of the day, and Sleeping sex for a jolly trail in the Bois de Boulogne while the runners were enthustiastic at the idea of warming up their cold body and thighs.
No surprise we took the direction of the Bois de Boulogne not knowing yet where the point B would be . To foster our morale Nice Bit of Skirt promised a beer stop somewhere in the Bois.
The fiist part of the Hash was quite OK among joggers and nice point of views on cascades , small lakes , picture taking .
I don’t know what happened , probably because we were joking on the RA’s poor health condition , not to join the runner’s group and the cold sunshine turned into a violent hail episode that lasted ten minutes , time enough to cover the white flour poofs scattered all over by our hares.
We were then reduced to desesperately sniffing the bottom of the trees and finally resolved to follow the Hares but they were at several times as lost as we were.
Finally we managed to reach the beer stop and your GM , nourished of more than 30 years of Hash experience went straight to the next tree to uncover the precious liquid and quench the thirst of both runners and walkers .
So we made it and were still in the Bois and “where was the point B” was the next topic of discussion. Just follow the flour poofs !
So we did and run around the lake and our Hare 3X a lady very inspired by this romantic lanscape decide to show us a swan dive in the grass, proof of evidence is there .
Enough shiggy and wet grass , we reached the Pont de Suresnes , crossed the Seine and started to climb the hilly streets of Suresnes. probably oot hilly enough for the Hares who added some some YBF trails (You’ve Been Fucked for the ignorants who occasionnaly practice the Paris hash when it is sunny but not too warm and dry but not windy and no domestic tasks for excuse or Tv series to watch or urgent shopping ………….)
Time for the FRBs to increase the pace so that I could take nice pictures of the breathing fellows. following in the distance.
And we made it to this long awaited Point B who was the Mont Valerien and we duly honoured the French resistants and the American soldiers with a reverence before drinking a whisky toast to our Scottidh hare , and we were warm enough to gently scamper to the Hash circle nearby
Miscreants were duly punished by our RA Bender and Song Master :3 x a Lady for her artistic swan dive, Nice Bit of Skirt for laying the trail in our back , Just Stupid for sex abuse , being fucked twice in a row, FRBs and DFL, but after 3 hours in the cold the Hash Hymn followed by Hash bouffe and wine was our redemption.