Well, let me enlighten you to the festive going on during Paris Hash number 823….
An excellent trail from The Anarchist, who showed us his unparalleled skills as a Parisian tour guide. Staring near the Musee du Louvre, this action packed trail covered all the highlights of Paris, from the Champs Elysees to phallic shaped statues and everything in between. A well timed beer check was also appreciated by the thirsty pack.
And so, the pack finished off trail close to the Louvre, having been given kind permission by a couple of homeless gentlemen to use their fine plot of land.
Religious Advisor Sparkles took charge of the circle, desperate to stamp his authority on the proceedings by splashing the pack for every reason imaginable. This wasn’t before he put the spotlight firmly on the Hare…
The pack duly responded when asked for any criticisms of the day’s trail. Not enough rain/pedestrians/shaggy/phallic statues were of course valid criticisms, but overall the pack gave their seal of approval for a well laid trail.
Then came the time for the unsuspecting virgins to take centre stage. After giving their important information to the pack, they were duly splashed to add to their Parisian festive joy.
The returnees. Sparkles was not impressed with the frivolous excuses produced by members of the pack for not attending recent trails. Of course, there aren’t many excuses for missing a hash, but law school/unsuccessful rehab and immigration problems were seen as particularly poor. A deserved splash for all.
Our esteemed RA was equally unimpressed with some of the pack’s reasons for missing the next hash. Returning home/more rehab/going to live on a boat left a distinctly bad taste to proceedings. A splash was of course the only cure.
Many of this weeks pack didn’t seem to be in the same festive cheer as our RA, and thus all those Grinches and Scrooges out there were given another splash.
As the rain got ever worse, more splashing for offences such as FRB, having Xmas hats, not having Xmas hats and others occurred.
At the point of a pack revolt, Sparkles stamped his final authority on the proceedings by allowing the pack to go forth and spread the seed of festive cheer.
See all you wanks in 2013.
PS : watch the links . If it seems to loop , not a bug but FTs or CBs !!!
Trail GPS Link (before beer check): http://tinyurl.com/parishash823a
Trail GPS Link (after beer check): http://tinyurl.com/parishash823b