Almost recovering from his last Live Run in Vincennes with your beloved GM , Just Stupid went back to basics with a traditional Run in the posh city of Vesinet Le Pecq, helped by Sleeping Sex who took care of the walkers.
The start was quite convenient to find close to RER except for drivers with GPS fooling around. That was the only excuse I found for being late, not revealing I was doing some plumbing on Saturday noon ….
I was counting on the recent experience of sharing secrets of tricky CBs, hidden False Trails crosses, with our hare but apparently it was not enough and the pack was running frantically in every direction at each checkpoint or double arrows.
Slow runners were systematically in front of Front Running bastards which is quite a good indication of a well laid run.
Realising that thinking Hash is a race is not a good option , we began to admire the various styles of magnificent houses along green parks : meuliere, anglo normand, mansart, thatched roof, m’as tu vu palace, medieval style, ma
petite maison dans la prairie and so forth. Anyone could project what he could do with a winning ticket at the lottery .
Thanks to the RA it was quite sunny and we managed to get sun tanned waiting for harriettes finding the right trail at Ladies check.
At last things got back in order and Just Zak and I took the lead of the pack , excited by the Bear Near sign and joined the walkers at the beer stop along the river .
After a long pause the pack began to fray towards the On In in a park , hoping nobody will notice this illegal picnic of thirsty fellows drinking beers and singing songs.
The Grand Master honoured Just Stupid and Sleeping Sex for this great Hash and Bender acting as RA took command of the circle.
We welcomed Mary Tyler Whore from San F and New Comer Justs Jessy wearing a Hash T shirt from Yaounde , hoping both of them will come again soon
Quite a lot of returnees pretending they were too busy , on holiday or nude bathing ,I let you sort out which is which : Half Crazy, Sharp Shooter , Never Mind, Deep Throat and Mujito Bonbons
And a long list of miscreants were accused :
Just Zak and The Anarchist for FRBs
GM for being late
3X a Lady for FRBabe
French Kiss for reading a map pretending helping some Alzheimer patients who after ten minutes of explanations decided to drive the opposite direction
Just Zak for infringing checking rule on a boobie’s check encouraged by the Hare ;. Booooooh……
GM pretending they were several RA’s . Bender you are unique !
Speedy for a weak horn session
Speedy and Deep throat again for being thirsty
Half crazy and Sharp shooter fro running on the walker’s trail or walking on the runner’s trail but we did not notice any difference
Mary Tyler whore for voyeurism on clinging Speedos
And many more and after the traditional Hash Hymn , time for burgundy, pate, cheese and sweets provided by Half Crazy and beer from Speedy .
Thanks to all of you and the hares for this lovely afternoon.