The hash began the first day of september 2012 by a sunny weather and I will tell you what happened that day :
Having come ahead of schedule, I saw the French, as usual, playing « pétanque » and speaking about food. This reminded me of Pagnol movies with Fanny, Marius and César. At half past two, the people came : Sarah, Michelle alias Sleeping sex, all in one, up and down, Anaconda, French kiss, their children, the anarchist and socks and roses were present.
We talked about the hash in Kenya which reminded me of the snows in Kilimanjaro. Sarah was in the finance field and had been hurt and therefore she should go hashing slowly. There were three veiled women outside the hash and these veils were either izaar, niqaab or hijaab according to the home country and to the length of the cloth. For the christian and jews present, this could remind them of their past veils. I also saw ared car which could have been the beetle of Monte Carlo or the car belonging to the red chaperon. People were flying a kite. Before the arrival of kites, we went through the
Vincennes castle where we saw two French or French speaking weddings. As you know, French is this language in which you write twelve letters in order to pronounce only six letters. Other people, as in the painting by Edouard Manet called « the picnic on the grass », were having a picnic on the grass.
At some point, the roads of the hashers separated from each other and hashers lost sight of the other hashers. Each hasher took a different path and we saw each other at the starting point. Before the hashers find themselves, we were talking about Hitchcock movies such as « The lady vanishes » as we lost up and down who went with French kiss. We were also talking about Vertigo and about a feature(length) film called « The birds ».
We did a circle and asked everyone what did he or she think about the hash. All in one said there were too many dungs. Up and down found the path way too easy and said the walk was lovely. As far as Michelle – also called sleeping sex – was concerned, she was found guilty of not being lost. We had a new comer called Sarah. She drank water and said to us she was coming fom New York and that up and down made her come to the hash. Sarah was running for the first time in Paris. Two returnees were present : All in one came back from the United States of America and had not enough money to come
and go from the country of the frog leg eaters and the country of the hot dog eaters.
The two countries described are France and the United States of America. The second returnee was socks and roses as he was not hashing during two months because he was out of France. Up and down was found guilty of letting her husband alone. All in one was let alone in the forest. The two hares were found guilty of saving flour. Sarah was also found guilty of looking at people wearing clinging speedos.
After the circle broke off, everyone ate and drank his or her fill and came back home. The hash ended with a flourish.