Two weeks after the 800/801 weekend run, a handful of local hashers were able to recover enough to once again follow poofs of flour, this time through the environs of Poissy. Joining the group was virgin Just Doug and returnee Mamarula who would later be welcomed with appropriate down-downs. Hares this week were 1/2 Crazy stepping out of her normal role as GM and her side-kick cohare Gonzo.
The run got off to a quick start but stalled at a “hash hault/viewpoint” where all were able to take in the site of a Gothic/Roman cathedral to allow our slower moving walkers join up. Back on the trail the town of Poissy was left behind as the gang climbed up and continued on into the woods of Saint Germain. After lots of checks and false trails, the beer stop was reached and beer located amongst the brambles. Once again our walkers were nowhere to be seen and it was discovered after using some technology on the trail that they were lost. Being lead by the GM turned Hare and accompanied by Sleeping Sex it was no wonder. They did eventually find their way back to the circle via some 4-wheel assistance from co-hare Gonzo (and yes, down-downs were appropriately distributed to all for this lapse in hash protocol).
Much celebration took place in the circle; after hares, virgin and returnee enjoyed their down-downs, others that followed included;
– Pussy Kat for missing last hash (801st historical run) even though attending the hash fete the evening before.
– OohLaLa for throwing Princes Pussy a stick (claims it was to mark correct trail) pointing out she was a Pussy not a Puppy. OohLaLa had Pussy join him in circle since she actually fetched the stick.
– For being FRBs; Cock in a Box, OohLaLa and our RA, Pull the Prick Out
– Speedy for losing his dick ,Gonzo for finding the dick and putting it on a log, and Where the F*** are my Tits for sitting on the dick .
– Where the F*** are my Tits again for using too many proper vice hash names
– Hare Gonzo (& of course ½ Crazy) for adding an “A” to a checkpoint making it an “Asshole Check”?
– Hare ½ Crazy (and of course Gonzo) for having to ask direction of others on her own trail.
– Cock in a Box, Prince Pussy and Where the F*** are my Tits at beer stop for wandering almost out of site in the search for the beer located only a few meters away and OohLaLa for actually finding it;
– Low profiler Running Commentary who was also wearing waterproof gear (and it wasn’t even raining) and joined by Cock in a Box, Pull the Prick Out and Where the F*** are my Tits for also being aquaphobic.
Hymn 69 saved group from a long discours going nowhere and then ½ Crazy invited group “chez elle” to continue the festivities until the wee hours at which time Speedy transported the majority of the group on to the Paris pubs & clubs …and those stories will have to wait until another time.