Paris Hash Trash 792 RED DRESS RUN
Believe me, the pack didn’t go unnoticed Place de la Bastille; the passerby watched, smiled, asked questions, and we won a great success with our famous Father Abraham show lead by Bender who, on top of keeping us all singing was Alka Seltzer’s co-hare for a great trail that we all enjoyed, even though some of us got confused and decided to get lost. Their fault, really ! Anyway, it was a lot of fun, so much fun that we forgot to take note of the down downs but does it matter? We all ended up with down downs anyway, except for Postman and Socks & Roses who got lost and Just Monique who showed up very very very late. Postman did find his way to the party, arriving just in time to get his share of food.
So, Alka & Bender drank for haring and the rest of us for various reasons. The rest of us were Speedy (thanks for the beer and snacks, dear Beer Master), PPO (thanks for the weather, dear RA),Zizi Rider (thanks for providing beer& wine at the beer stops), Petit Weewee (probably had to drink for being his usual FRB), Can’t Get it Up (another FRB if I remember well), Just Olivier (FRB too). OK, I’ll stop with FRBs because there were more of them than regular hashers. Also drinking for some reason if not FRB: Princess Pussy, Running Commentary, Just July, Pussy Cat, Just David, Sleeping Sex, Hyper, Just Marion, Ooh La La, Just Kim, Lettuce Lips, Shaggy, Milky and myself. The three who didn’t get any beer but were not sorry for that were Coke Head who was quite happy with just eating some flour, Just Fido, who made a point of scaring as many people as possible – will you believe that his barking was even scarier than Speedy’s? – and Just Fling, recently adopted by Shaggy, or the other way round. Oh! We had a naming! And re-opened the circle for that! Fling couldn’t resist the pleasure of generously peeing on our RA’s lovely long red dress and was, therefore, named “Sprinkler”. That happened at the party, hosted by Alka who once again, had us invade her place. A huge thank you to Alka, and a thought for poor Coke Head who had to put up with hungry hashers stealing and devouring his treats even though the food for humans was delicious and plentiful.