Run-down of the down-downers
Like a Long One was congratulated for having for once organized a short one. We welcomed Just Adrian for his virgin run (? Walk? Ride?) , who was so keen to start the run that he had to be woken up. He refused his beer but his returnee parents Nipple Nibbler and Fashion Victim more than compensated. The half-time beer and the sunshine having strengthened everyone’s determination the second half was cancelled. Consequence – everyone was penalized for being Lazy Fucking Bastards. Not for the first time Speedy won the prize for being confused, while Just Stupid was condemned for just urinating (too frequently). A number of misdeeds occurred deep in the forest : Petit Weewee ignored the flour, Speedy was the last, Sleeping Sex was too competitive (in what?), while TTH somehow managed to keep a low profile. No hash gear was observed on Petit Weewee, Fashion Victim, Nipple Nibbler, Hyper or Just Stupid. Worn out by the race pace Deep Throat and Just Stupid lay down in the sunshine and dreamed of each other. And miracles do happen in the Hash – Half Crazy was penalized for arriving on time (though not for the beers). Speedy nearly didn’t arrive at all : he thought St Nom was spelt C-h-a-t-o-u. Once having arrived he was condemned for being too fashionable. Finally PPO celebrating reaching the very old age of 25 hashes, by doing a strip tease in anticipation of receiving a precious vintage 2006 hash tee-shirt. She was also blamed for the great sunny weather.