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When: Saturday, 20 December 2014, 2 pm

Where: Chatillon , Tram stop “Centre de Chatillon”  (tram line 6 )

How to get there : Take Metro Line 13 to Chatillon Montrouge and change for tram line 6 ( 2 stations to Centre de Chatillon )

Hares : Egg Spurt + Sparkle

Beer: The Anarchist

54,367_T6_Hôpital_BéclèreTranslohr_n°619_par_CramosTheme : Inaugurating tram line 6

dancingsanta_e0Paris H3 and Sans Clue H3 Misman invite you and your beloved to join at the X mas party on Saturday Dec 13th 8pm .

Sex Tourist and Naughty Ways will host the party at their home, 129 Avenue de Wagram 75017 Paris Metro Wagram Line 3 , 2mins walk

Get the door codes by sms to 06 82 80 55 50 or email: andrewsmith@hotmail.com
Fixed fee 15€ per person for food .

Bring a bottle of your favourite nipple ( champagne, wine, 6x pack of beer,…)

Please register individually by using this doodle link http://doodle.com/dn2hcvut93kz66azpahanruf/admin#table

and send your checks to Hash Cash Paul Sanders 188 rue du Faubourg Saint Martin 75010 Paris, order to Paul Sanders Paris H3 or directly at next hash ..
Please prepare a secret Santa per person ( wearable present ) .

On On

The Anarchist and Hidden Asset

x_hare50I duly recognise the invitation was somewhat misleading but could not imagine experienced hashers would turn out in Hush Puppies, Timberland and down filled parkas . …

20141206_142851At least a Canadian visitor living in Freiburg , Launch Pad was properly dressed to challenge the next 8k run .

We had also the visit from White Socks coming from Place Vendome Frey Wille jewelry and on his way to a Musee de Paume exhibit.

20141206_143056No RA but the sunshine was there and we headed to the Jardin des Tuileries for a gentle jog in the alleys , around water pools , stroking buttocks and hips of bronze statues, avoiding hedges laid with used condoms .

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Checkpoints were hard to find hidden by posters and Eiffel towers souvenirs from curbsiders

20141206_143532So it was time for a quick meditation to find the next checkpoint

 

20141206_144154Then we reached the Seine crossed the bridge for a long checkback along the embankment.

Enough for Sex Tourist and Naughty ways to suffocate in their winter coats.

20141206_145020Launch Pad was quite enthusiast and we continued our tourist visit wandering in the Antiques boutique area , contemplating golden chandeliers and bronze torsos .

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We arrived at Musee d’Orsay welcomed by the Victory statue from Bourdelle and rejoined the embankment for a nice straight line to the Dazibao to leave our Hash footprint.

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We  stopped at the Hash disco in memory of Bender who let us know the place . Where are you Bender by the way ??

 

Finally crossed the Pont Alexandre 3 to jog between fur coats and an improbable leopard jogging  from an effeminate rap star.

 

20141206_15243420141206_153153We reached the Christmas market on the Champs Elysees and without being tempted by hot wine taverns made our way close to Theatre Marigny for a well deserved Christmas Belgian beer and Christmas Panettone stop .

 

After a couple of beers we decided that it was the end of it and hoped Santa Claus will bring the Paris hash tons of hashers and inventive hares  !

 

On On

The Anarchist

 

x_hare50When: Saturday, 6 December 2014, 2 pm

Where: Metro Concorde (line 1-8-12 )

Exit rue de Rivoli galerie nationale du jeu de paume musée de l’Orangerie 48° 51′ 58″ N 2° 19′ 24″ E

Hare: Secret Santa

Beer: de Noel

Under gray (but dry) skies, a small group of six runners and one walker met amid the dregs of the Saturday market at the Telegraph Metro. Because of the market stalls hiding the first marks on the trail, the Hare had to indicate the start of the trail (other marks were obliterated by the very efficient Paris sidewalk washers and various gluten haters, to which explanation, Hot Climax, visiting from Berlin, replied with a rousing chorus of “Bull sh*t, “).
photo 1The runners negotiated several check points (unfortunately, none were boob checks, since Hot Climax consistently let the other runners do checking), to get to the Hash View at the Parc de Bellville. By this point, Socks and Roses, who was suffering from back problems, was following the walkers’ trail (strangely alone).

 

The trail then wound its way through the Parc, and down a slide (which was not very slippery for adults), around several squares and churches, over a piece of the old petit periph railroad, to the beer stop. After an appropriately long stop, the assembled hashers each decided to drink (rather than carry) a second beer.

Just then, Sleeping Sex (the lone true walker) arrived, claiming she had been waiting above the beer stop square (which had been clearly marked on her map). Fortunately for her, Hot Climax, in true lady like fashion, gave up her second brew.

The runners then set off again, winding past Pellport, to the Parc Fleuri, and an adjacent parc built over the periph (highway, this time). The return wound its way through the Place Saint Fargeau, to the Hash Flash (where the runners were literally climbing the walls), and then to the ON IN.

photo 2After waiting a reasonable time for Socks and Roses, RA Egg Spurt called the circle. Visitors Hot Climax and Just Drice, and returnees Egg Spurt and Wandering Two Lips, were duly recognized. The hare, Running Commentary was faulted for the missing trail marks. Sleeping Sex was cited for showing up late for the beer stop (but not for apparently having taken the Metro to get there). Just Drice and Wandering Two Lips were recognized as FRBs.

Announcements included the hash gala on December 13, and Hot Climax’s invitation, as the GM of her Berlin Hash, to the Nash Hash in Berlin next summer (to feature three levels of trail, including a 30 km ballbuster). The circle ended with the hash hymn, just as Socks and Roses, who got lost on the ON IN, arrived (thus missing out on his Dead F*cking Last designation).

dancingsanta_e0Paris H3 and Sans Clue H3 Misman invite you and your beloved to join at the X mas party on Saturday Dec 13th 8pm .

Sex Tourist and Naughty Ways will host the party at their home, details to follow .
Fixed fee 15€ per person for food .

Bring a bottle of your favourite nipple ( champagne, wine, 6x pack of beer,…)

Please register individually by using this doodle link http://doodle.com/dn2hcvut93kz66azpahanruf/admin#table

and send your checks to Hash Cash Paul Sanders 188 rue du Faubourg Saint Martin 75010 Paris, order to Paul Sanders Paris H3 or directly at next hash ..
Please prepare a secret Santa per person ( wearable present ) .

On On

The Anarchist and Hidden Asset

When: Saturday, 22 November 2014, 2 pm

Where: Metro Telegraph (line 11)

Hare: Running Commentary

Beer: Running Commentary

Bouffe: Volunteer needed

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